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Thursday, August 05, 2004

I SAW THAT CHICO STARTED POSTING SOME TEASERS AND PREVIEWS OF WHAT IS COMING.....AND I KNOW THAT FROM ALL THOSE MORE THAN 150 NEW PICS, THERE ARE SOME "COMPROMISING" ONES...... So, I felt like warning you all about it.......in the next posts (you have already in some of the previous) you will see me kind of half naked in the shower, showing my ass (with clothes of course), with eye make-up, dancing macasereje, eating mini-burgers, and doing several embarrassing postions....posing for the cam as if I was Elton John, mixed with Austin Powers and with a little of one of the guys from Queer Eye From the Straight guy......so I felt like I had to warn and remind everyone: I AM UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES GAY, I HAVE NO HOMESEXUAL TENDENCIES, AND I DO NOT PERFORM ANY MAN-MAN ACTIONS...... (I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST HOMESEXUALITY, BUT I JUST HAD TO CLEAR I AM STRAIGHT........)

AND I KNOW THIS MIGHT BE HARD FOR SOME OF YOU TO BELIEVE, SPECIALLY THE ONES THAT CLAIM SEEING ME TOUCH MYSELF IN THE BUZIOS ECO-CHALLENGE, THE ONES THAT SAW ME WITH BLACK NAILS IN THE CAMPOS TRIP AND STILL THE OTHERS THAT SOME ME SHOUT IN A FEMININE WAY AT THE PAO DE ACUCAR......BUT JUST BELIEVE ME EEJEEJEJEJ

OK, so speaking of Tomatoes, I myself had a lot of fun, but I won't talk about it till the pictures get post, cuz otherwise it would be just like the time I told everyone the ending of "Codigo da Vinci".....all I said was the Maria........(just kiddin ejej)). But meanwhile I will leave you with some concepts and lessons I learned during the trip. Some are quite shocking, some others not that much, but some few ones are groundbreaking....

First 10 Lessons (All other up to 69 will be posted later....):

1) A bebida aquela de Chocolate de Taddy (ou como seja que se escreve) tem um jogo interativo de batalha naval na parte de informacao de conteudo...
2) Se Macarena foi um sucesso que fez até o Clinton dancar ela, e Asereje tambem, entao imagina as duas juntas?!?!?!!? MACASEREJE
3) Pra falar lighter em Italiano vc pensa em Argentino+Dino (Dos flinstones)......and even though it seems easy it is hard to do so.....: Accendino
4) They ask you for your blood type at F1 Hotels.....(and even THE AIRPORT!!!!!)
5) NOt even if you get two girls to make out infront of the register.......they won't give you the toy form the Mac Happy Meal
6) There is a type of bread called: Fofinhos
7) THERE ARE MINI-BURRRRGERS!!!!!1 SO AMAZED BY THIS!!!!
8) I DISCOVERED THE SAC'S!!!!!!! YOU CAN CALL ANY SAC.....A CAR SAC, A CONDOM SAC, A BEER SAC, AND THEY ARE ALL FOR FREE..... I DON'T KNOW WHO CAME UP WITH SUCH A FUN IDEA, BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT I FOUND MYSELF MY NEW HOBBIE...
9) There is a METRO station called BRIGADEIRO ejejejejejejejejejejejej
10) ALL GOOD THINGS COME FROM MT........WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS MG OR MS........
(I just realized I did this post in PORTONHOL.......how did I dare right? mmmm well so I ask you all to not pay attention to the vast number of misspellings I commited...)

I ALSO NOTICED THAT SINCE THE PICS POSTED SO FAR ARE FROM STEVO'S CAM THERE AREN'T ENOUGH OF THE MEANGIRLS WHO MADE THE TRIP UNIQUELY SPECIAL AND AMAIZNG....SO I MUST POST ONE OF THEM.....(THE ONLY NEW ONE OF THEM I HAVE SO FAR......) MISSING THE TEAMEAN EJEJE
MISS YOU NAUGHTY SEXY LADY....

THIS IS WHEN THE POLICE CAUGHT THEM FOR VIOLATING LAW 33.2-144 OF THE GOOD CIVILIAN...
ABRACAO CALCAO.......

# posted by Rodrigo Rueda @ 5:17 PM

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