................Gr(.)(.)vy................

Disculpen q este post no sea para todos, pero como no tengo mucho tiempo en este momento porq estoy con muchas pruebas en el colegio, aprovecho y le digo por aca este mensaje al potro q sino no lo encuentro nunca ni por icq ni por el msn.
Potro, estuve pensando un monton este tiempo, sobre las carreras, las universidades, donde estudiar, y me di cuenta de algo q espero q tepueda ayudar a vos tambien.
No importa donde estudies, lo importante es como lo estudies. NO pienses q universidad te va a dar mejor titulo para despues conseguir mejores trabajos y asi ganar mas plata, porq eso no es importante. Estudia lo q te guste y de lo q te ves trabajando el resto de tu vida. Con respecto a donde q te puedo decir... Pense millones de veces ir a estudiar afuera, pero ahora me doy cuenta q no hubiera estado contento alla. O sea, se sabe q puede ser mucho mejor la universidad alla (EEUU) q aca, pero hubiera estado realmente feliz, hay cosas mas importantes. Y sabes q eso? los amigos potro. Creo q llegamos a un punto de nuestras vidas en el que la familia pasa a un segundo plano, y empezamos el camino de formar nuestra propia familia. Obvio q tenemos a mantener nuestros padres, hermanos, no digo q no. Pero en tu caso, tus padres se vana otro pais, vos te vas a EEUU, asi q estudies donde estudies, vas a estar sin ellos. Es por eso q te recomiendo lo siguiente. Estudia en Brasil potro, te puedo asegurar q no importa cuan bien te vaya, vas a tener a ese grupo impresionante de personas, q te aseguro, no los vas a encontrar en ningun lugar. Solo para q sepas, aunque toy seguro q ya lo sabes, la vida no es nada sin los amigos, nada. Asi q pensalo bien, pensa en las opciones q tenes, y despues decidite. E intenta mirar las cosas realmente importantes al momento de decidir.
Espero q te haya ayudado algo.
Un abrazo enorme y suerte con ese tema.
Un abrazo enorme para todos tambien, los extraño.
Si alguien lo lee antes q potro, plis avisele.

Its been a while since I post anything..Im really sorry, I promise to post a lot more once I graduate (by the way, I cant find some characters in this keyboard, so it may seem a bit weird).... but with the college applications, last tests and projects and final last-minute things to do at school I rather stay away from non-weekend fun until June the 10th when I start my six months of vacations....... Anyway since my Physics teacher did not come today and I am lazy to actually work on my own right now, I decided to post some of those common situations that we may notice are out there, but we never actually write them down..... These are just a few of Murphy`s Love Laws:


Love Laws:
-All the good ones are taken.
-If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
-The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
-Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.
-The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
-Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
-The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
-Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
-Nice guys (girls) finish last.
-The good ones die first.
-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
-Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
-The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
-Nothing improves with age.
-No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again.
-Sex has no calories.
-Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
-There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
-Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.
-No sex with anyone in the same office.
-Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
-A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
-Virginity can be cured.
-When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
-Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
-The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
-Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
-It is always the wrong time of month.
-The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
-When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
-Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
-Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
-The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
-It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
-Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
-Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
-There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
-Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.
-Love is a hole in the heart.
-If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
-Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
-Do it only with the best.
-Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
-One good turn gets most of the blankets.
-You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
-Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Meenu Bohara comment:
The person who said that it is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all...NEVER loved and lost!
-Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood.
-Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
-Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
-Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.
-A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
-What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
-It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-Never say no.
-A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.
-Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
-Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
-Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
-A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
-Love comes in spurts.
-The world does not revolve on an axis.
-Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
-Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Don't do it if you can't keep it up.
-There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
-Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
-Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
-"This won't hurt, I promise."
-Nothing improves with age.
-An ex-wife/husband will always be "till death do us part".
-When a man wants his wife to hear, she doesn't listen.
When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.
-It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.
-Although it may seem like that on the outside, no one is having fun being single
-If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.
-There will always be someone who will want to put it back together.
-Love and high-school must NEVER go together.
-If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him; is he still wrong?
-Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will
-It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex
-You get the best sex from the worst one for you
-Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed
-No one is as fascinating as they think
-If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.
-Corollary: You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.
-The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.
-The Key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.
-The two thing no man can ever understand; Women and what makes all men complete damm fools over women.
-Love makes believers of us all.
Translation: Love obscures common sense.
-Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.
-If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.
-In the eternal battle of the sexes, women are already the winners.
-When with your girlfriend you will always have gas.
-Celibacy is not heredity.
-The hornier someone is, the less likely that it will be they have sex.
-Corollary Horniness is inversely related to one's chance of scoring
-The man shalt not win the argument he started
-The man shalt not win the argument he didn't start
-If a man won an argument, it was just in his head
-(for the ladies) Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry
-A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor
-When all else fails, have hope
-Eichel's Rule - During sex, try to sweat
-In Romance; and in Finance we play with Figures.
-A cauliflower resembles a rose, if your eyesight is not 6/6
-Before falling in love do take your backup, it always helps in recovery.
-if a man has it he won't want it,
-the guy who buys it won't use it,
-the guy who uses it could give a shit about it,
so don't give a shit and you will have it all.
-Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
-Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.
-Anticipation is 98% of the pleasure
-The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.
-If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.
This is especially likely if they:
A.) Don't want the attention of said person and/or
B.) Are already dating someone else
-The ABC rule:
If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C.
B and C are often the same person.
-The uglier the girl the closer she lives.
-If any things will happen on the first date, you won't have a condom.
-The size of the pencil is not as important as the quality of the writing.
-Corollaries: The quality of the writing is affected by the quality of the paper.
-Regardless of how well one writes, it is difficult to write at all unless there is lead in the pencil.
-Marriage is the greatest leveler.
-Girls are like toilet rooms. Either it is taken, or full of sh*t.
-If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.
-If it seems perfect today, tomorrow it will end.
-If a girl tell you "let's stay friends", she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.
-You'll always catch fever before the first date.
-Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.
Or in another version:
Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't.
-Love is blind. Marriage is an eye opener
-When it comes to love and lost, doing the right thing always hurts.
-Being honest with someone will always turn that person into an enemy.
-When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.
-The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.
-You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.
-The more you want a women the least she will want you.
-When she says: "Don't buy me anything expensive" and you listen, expect to be single.
-Even the most beautiful woman in the world has at least one guy who is tired of her.
-If you marry a beautiful girl she'll turn into her mother.
-If you marry a plain girl she'll turns into her dad.
-Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. But they never said anything about their daughter.
-The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
-The best men (or women) are always taken--or crazy.
-When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min. early; when you're on time they're 30 min. late.
-As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.
-A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
-Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, it feels good until you realize your just fucking yourself
-Women are like boats: they require constant maintenance and attention, and they cost a lot of money.
-Men are like buses: another one will eventually come along.
-Never forget: Don't fuck with Mrs. Murphy!
-Kracke/Malenka Law:
Good from far, far from good.
-Walter/Kerwin Law:
-Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
-The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.
-No woman\men is better than two
-Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question - YES is the answer.
-Romance is when common sense flies out of the window.
-Being told your the nicest guy they know is the kiss of death.
-Everybody is most horny when alone.
-Beauty is directly proportional to the number of drinks consumed.
-Corollary: Beauty is also directly related to the time remaining until last call.
-The other side lawyers are always better then yours.
-the partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.
-Any "Why" question, has no answer, and if it does, that answer is not logical.
-Love will cause people to do stupid things.
-Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.
-If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.
-Sex ends all interest.
-Cute now equal annoying later.
-Not everything takes longer than you expect.
-It's only kinky the first time you do it.
-Halmos law:
To get your significant other you need: Time. Money and Energy.
The sum of the three is constant.
If you are short of one of them, you need quite a lot of the remaining two.
If you are short of two of them, you need tremendous amount of the remaining one.
If you are short of all the three, no hope.
Otherwise the result is always success.
-The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.
-You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.
-Beaches law:
If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.
-Seduction law:
Your seduction potential is inversely proportional to your willingness to seduce
-The most intelligent statements will be thought of at the most inappropriate times. (i.e. during a make out session, strike up a law of Quantum physics, thus demonstrating that you are not interested in the other person).
-You never truly know a significant other until you meet him/her in a court of law.
-No matter how beautiful/wonderful s/he may seem to be, there's always someone out there that's sick and tired of his/her s**t too.
-The boyfriend of the girl you like is a ...
-If (s)he wants to dump you, (s)he will find a reason.
or
If (s)he wants to dump you, (s)he will.
-(wo)man = time + money
time = money
(wo)man = money2
Money = �ãevil (money is root of evil)
man = evil
I know the math here doesn't hold. but it's funny, so I'll leave it here.
-Marriage is like a dog with a bone, he might not touch it, just doesn't let another dogs come near it.
-Everything that glitters, is not WET.
-When you finally bed the attractive blond/e, s/he'll nick your wallet and watch.
Unless you owe him/her fifty quid.
-Marriage is the ending of a perfectly good sex life
-Albert Einstein Gravity Law
Gravity cannot be held responsible for 2 people falling in love.
-The difference between love and the common cold is that for the common cold there is a vaccine.
-The Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson law for celebrity couple Persona-polarization:
The most beautiful women in the world, always marry the most ugly men.
-The Carmen Electra/ Dennis Rodman corollary
The most beautiful men in the world ALSO marry the most ugly AND most crazy men in the world.
-If you love her/him, s/he doesn't love you
-If you are in love, he/she isn't
-If you want love, you don't get it
-If a beautiful wo/man loves you, it's fake
-If you are happy together, wait till you are married
-It's always the quiet ones that have the two dozen corpses in their basements.
-love can be your best friend and/or your worst enemy
-Wedding cake cures nymphomania.
-Everyone believe in love, but wonder if it exists

I KNOW THEY ARE A LOT, BUT STILL, IF U GOT THE TIME, THEY WORTH THE READING. TOMORROW ILL POST SOME LAWS ABOUT OTHER STUFF, SEE YOU ALL....