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TOP 10- Most stupid frases I've heard in the last days:

"It's not I don't like him, its just that he is ugly"
"I would stay with him, but I really don't like him at all"
"Love is in the air" (Of course not, only Nitrogen, Oxygen, Hydrogen and other secondary gases exist in the air)
"He seems nice, but I don't evn know him"
"I don't remember exactly how I lost my virginity, but I know for sure it was the first time I had sex,or wasn´t?"
"They should teach how to drink at school, they must warn you that you can actually get drunk"
"If I was a plant I would be a starfish"
"I only get turned on when I'm about to get horny"
"Sex is like Quantum Theory, both are complicated, most don't know what it is, and both deal with the physical interactions of bodies" (This one is actually funny)
"Elton John is GAY" (Please let this be a lie)
"Whose Matador?"
BONUS: "Does MTV stand for: Mexican Tequila Verification?"
"Does G-Spot stand for "Gravitational Spot?"

Potro's School Laws:

-The more you study something, the less it will be asked
-The few days you study the most, usually are thye few in which the test is posponed
-No matter how smart your guess is, porbably its wrong
-If the test seems much easier and shorter than others, its not that you're thinking at a faster rate, but you are screwing at a faster rate
-The more somehting seems not to be asked the more chances there it will be asked
-The number of letters in a word is directly proportional to the odds of being on the test
-Cheating is unethical and morally incorrect, but it is academically convenient and criatively stimulating
-No matter how sexy you think you are, teachers don't get seduced concerning grades, only professors
-If you missed the test, do not study for the next day, but for the day after it
-"Copy-paste" is illegal at most schools. But there is no restriction for "Cut-paste"
-The chances of you pen to fail on the test day, is inversely proportional to the number of back-up pens you have that day
-Single teachers tend to give harder tests, while just married ones tend to give NO tests at all
-The more extra paper you have, the less pages you'll use
-Paper does cut
-Starting to write with your left hand (if righthanded) for the first time on the test day usuallt results fatal. Exept it is an art test
-The more time you have for an asignment the less you will work on it
-Teachers do lie sometimes
-If the question seems to have a problem such as a typing error or a missprint, it is not an error, the problem is thay you simply don't no anything about the subject
-The number of errors in a test is directly proportional to how hi you are.

Two post's ago Chicao wrote about the status of the Legend (for those of you too ignorants to know which legend we are talking about, it is the Chicomobil) but there was something that called my attention....the following is a piece of the post which I think is code. It seems Chicao is talking about PUC, but I think what he really intended was to make a comment about girl´s hormones:

"llegando el final del periodo y las cosas pierden el control....van a sentir eso un día"

If you want to check the whole coded message check Hob's previous posty. Aparently he is not only the Chicodriver, but he had been long ago trying to give us wise coded messages which till now we had not noticed... The question is WHY?

"We are, by nature evil. Not premeditatedly nor proudly, or at least we like to think so. We are so fearful to face the simple fact that we are indeed by nature selfish; that we are born just any other species form this highly diverse biodiversity that earth hosts, with the common unique element present in al life forms, essential for our survival, elemental for our failure as society, but success as individuality. That element is the one of selfishness and egocentrism for the sake of our survival, either emotional, mental, hormonal and not just mortal.
We seek for completeness, through any of those mediums, usually with a great sense of lack of attention on the counter-part. We will only focus on external happiness and equilibrium once we have found ours. Therefore, it is obvious to deduce that for the first instances in a human, idealistic and natural relation all that our body intends is to full fill whatever space is left.
It is the moral and ethical values the last to be learned, the hardest to understand, the ones that tend to go against desire. We are born this way; we fight against our own visceral and most carnal necessities of looking over no one's shoulders but our owns. It Is first as children, then as adults, that we understand sacrifices are to be done for the others.
Goodness if so may it be called is the mere human-created feeling to fight against the obvious need for evilness in the sense of tending to turn us in centers and not parts of the circle that encloses our community. We intentionally and consciously fight against this obvious truth that we commonly forget, that one, that as well as sex, anger, hunger and energy belong to the most elemental and animal segment which we inherit and transmit generation after generation.
It has been the struggle of human society to replace individualism with collectiveness, to change from anarqy to democracy, from violence to regret and acceptance.
So, if it is clearly known in the big plane I assume it must be dangerously obvious in a personal level. Or why not do we like to see and have other beauty but are too distracted and uninterested in offering ours, why is it that we always demand the best of the other and only then think in giving the best of us to him. This is just a larger description of what may only be known as shallowness, cause once a more deeper insight has been employed it becomes naked to the most blind emotional eye that we rarely start with generous and thoughtful ideas, actions and more than anything sex.
Sin is just the name for the constant rate of flaws which escape from our constant battle and struggle against our loud talking instincts to follow them, and instead we try to mute them eventually loosing the battle and calling it a sin. Impure thought, selfish act, deliberate and adrenaline-pure brutality.
We seek the opposite sex first than for the unique reason of completeness. Although we usually forget to say what is already known, that we are talking about our loneliness, our need for completeness, our vacuum to fill, and not our part to give and satisfaction to award.
It is not hard to notice is, just think of how many times have you have committed this in states of hunger, urge, nervousism, adrenaline or even sexual and physical needs. Whether in a meal with the food at table, at a sport for individual satisfaction and victory or the need for attention.
It is not anti-human, decadent or fatalistic to admit this, there is nothing to admit in fact, just to notice. It has come to my attention the fact that what makes several of friendships or even higher levels of commitment of constantly fail is that need for natural usage for resources. A symbiosis so-speaking, in which as its definition dictates cares not for the other and parallely receiving the reward, but for the survival of one himself in exchange for the partial lost of something in possession.
In is in our blood, we are evil, we are carnal, but that don´t necessary implicate it is in our brain or even person. It is will and has been our struggle, which goes back to the very first moments of sin in humanity. Nevertheless, as in hormonal needs, it tends to be hard to sustain this more “human” mode." Extract from "Philosophies of the Great Taco and Salsa" by Darwin Tacaldo Washington Fernandez III